Y'see, I have these towels which are my absolute most favorite towels in the
entired (hat tip to #5) world.
However, it seems that I have loved them to pieces. Literally!
Here you see that one actually has a rip in it.
Oops, did I do that?
However, because I am too cheap to buy new towels....
I now have towels that are even better than they were this morning.